The day I learned how to spell…porsche.

Yep. Porsche.

P – Poor little new car, I’m sorry that you had such a crash course on how to spell porsche.

O – Oh my. My neck really hurts.

R – Right now, I’m glad things weren’t worse. Earlier, I was Really angry.

S – Slow Down. Stop Light.

C – Can’t you drive?

H – Help. Haven’t you heard of paying attention while driving?

E – Eventually, there will be a new bumper. Eventually, my neck will stop hurting. Eventually, you’ll be a better driver.

I was in a car accident at 5 o’clock. I was at a full stop at a red light and a lady in a Porsche hit the car I was driving from the rear causing me to hit the car in front of me. It gave me bad whiplash. I went to the hospital and everything is okay, I’m just in pain…and obviously a bit angry at the silly porsche…that I didn’t know how to spell before tonight.